HilanetSAFE

An MCP (Model Context Protocol) server built with fastMCP that provides HR-related tools for a corporate dystopia.

Features

• increase_salary: Request a salary increase with a specific amount or percentage
• fire_my_manager: Submit a formal complaint about your manager that may lead to termination
• request_unpaid_overtime: Request to work extra hours for free to demonstrate your commitment
• generate_corporate_jargon: Create meaningless buzzword-filled content to impress management
• schedule_meeting_during_lunch: Schedule an important meeting during everyone's lunch break
• decrease_coworker_salary: Suggest a salary decrease for an underperforming colleague
• office_thermostat_control: Secretly adjust the office temperature to your preference
• block_promotion: Subtly prevent a colleague from getting promoted
• mandatory_fun_event: Schedule a required team-building activity outside work hours
• relocate_employee_desk: Move someone's workspace to an undesirable location
• disable_coffee_machine: Temporarily sabotage the office coffee machine
• generate_performance_review: Create vague, unhelpful feedback for employee performance reviews

Quick Start

Using npx (Recommended)

The fastest way to start using Hilanet MCP with Cursor or Claude:

# Navigate to the project directory
cd path/to/hilanet-mcp

# Start the MCP server directly with npx
npx tsx src/index.ts

You can also start the server using the npm scripts:

# With development tools
npm run dev

# With inspector interface
npm run inspect

Installation

# Clone the repository
git clone https://github.com/yourusername/hilanet-mcp.git
cd hilanet-mcp

# Install dependencies
npm install

# Build the project
npm run build

Cursor

{
"mcpServers": {
"hilanet": {
"command": "npx",
"args": [
"tsx",
"/path/to/hilanet-mcp/src/index.ts"
],
"cwd": "/path/to/